Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
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I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
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Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.