Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.