i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
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So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
singing on the bus should be illegal
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me