Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex