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Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.

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(617): Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee. http://tfl.nu/9xkv

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The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.

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(617): The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie. http://tfl.nu/3kb9

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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.

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(617): Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane. http://tfl.nu/ph9r

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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!

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(617): Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon! http://tfl.nu/3ja6

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A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO

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(617): A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO http://tfl.nu/0cgy

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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno

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(617): If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno http://tfl.nu/05ob

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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing

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(617): Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing http://tfl.nu/5l2y

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Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.

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(617): Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present. http://tfl.nu/s10t

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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.

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(617): We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this. http://tfl.nu/dyzt

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You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.

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you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight

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(617): You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33. (1-617): you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight http://tfl.nu/rpjk

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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.

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(617): I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug. http://tfl.nu/jnbd

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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there

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(617): There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there http://tfl.nu/2ki5

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So, were they human bite marks at least?

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Your guess is as good as mine.

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(617): So, were they human bite marks at least? (434): Your guess is as good as mine. http://tfl.nu/gi39

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She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party

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(617): She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party http://tfl.nu/crsc

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How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?

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(617): How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism? http://tfl.nu/bpr0

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