Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
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College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
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Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.