so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i was born a porn star she said
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
I'm going to Hell for sure
now i know why i became what i already was.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.