So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
I'm going to Hell for sure
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
now i know why i became what i already was.
i was born a porn star she said
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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Swine flu. Run for my life!
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.