So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
I'm going to Hell for sure
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself