forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i was born a porn star she said
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
now i know why i became what i already was.
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
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Swine flu. Run for my life!
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"