Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.