she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...