I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
It's never too late to be topless.
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
We just shotgunned beers for America
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.