I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
It's never too late to be topless.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan