I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a hot homeless man
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
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I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over