I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.