do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.