I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.