Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".