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  I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me

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  Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.

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  I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube

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  Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life

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  Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up

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  Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.

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  Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?

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  On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror

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  If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that

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  Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all

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  Have you considered murder?

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  Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy

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  My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.

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  Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.

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  I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi

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  Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...

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  K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?

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