yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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