He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
ok first of all what the fuck
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We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.