The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.