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thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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