he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.