from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I can get orange kush...
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so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.