hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.