Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.