This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.