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I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.

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Did it work?

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Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.

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(918): I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over. (336): Did it work? (918): Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door. http://tfl.nu/swzf

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Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance

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(918): Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance http://tfl.nu/628h

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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.

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(918): I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control. http://tfl.nu/enjx

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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?

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(918): Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision? http://tfl.nu/w6zq

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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?

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(918): Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo? http://tfl.nu/ep0z

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That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.

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(918): That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates. http://tfl.nu/madm

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What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?

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(918): What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else? http://tfl.nu/xvvc

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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?

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(918): He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS? http://tfl.nu/pnaa

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I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed

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(918): I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed http://tfl.nu/e5rt

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Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.

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(918): Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff. http://tfl.nu/mkr9

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Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!

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(918): Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party! http://tfl.nu/yohs

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You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid

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I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak

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(479): You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid (918): I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak http://tfl.nu/f0ta

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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.

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(918): Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want. http://tfl.nu/d7n8

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It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!

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(918): It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore! http://tfl.nu/18ia

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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again

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(918): I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again http://tfl.nu/ke6t

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