i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol