They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
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I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.