I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.