So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.