Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)