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She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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