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i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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