Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.