Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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