seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
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