the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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