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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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