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(702): View more from Nevada

I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.

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(303): View more from Colorado

i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed

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(303): View more from Colorado

You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.

(1-303): View more from Colorado

ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .

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