you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
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