Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
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He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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