Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
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