I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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