Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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