His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
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she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"