Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
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Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
The chlamydia really affected his face.