Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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