Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
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She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.