I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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