They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?