Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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