He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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