Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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