If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
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